In 2016–2018, I occasionally tweeted out some MOON FACTS. Here they are in one place.
MOON FACTS. Despite its appearance, the moon is not flat. It is actually sleeping.
MOON FACTS. The moon is not made of cheese. It is made of our discarded dreams.
MOON FACTS. The moon does not have a side that is constantly dark. It has a side that is constantly afraid.
MOON FACTS. The dark part of the moon is not the earth’s shadow but instead the terrible secret the moon keeps from all of us.
MOON FACTS. The lunar calendar is mostly open, but if you ask the moon to come to your party it will politely decline.
MOON FACTS. The Apollo astronauts left behind retroreflectors, footprints, and the Dark Knowledge we will need when the Old Gods return.
MOON FACTS. When Apollo 13 had to abort its mission, no one was more disappointed than the moon. It had even baked a wonderful quiche.
MOON FACTS. The moon is always full having lived a life without regrets. Yes, there were painful times, but the moon is content.
MOON FACTS incorrectly claimed that the moon is an illusion. The corrected fact is: “The sun is an illusion”. MOON FACTS regrets the error.
MOON FACTS. The moon always faces the earth because it couldn’t bear to lose us again.
MOON FACTS: Sometimes the moon likes to dress in black and listen to a lot of My Chemical Romance. It’s who they are not just a phase.
MOON FACTS: The Moon always sets its phases to stunning.
National Moon Day celebrates the first moon walk of July 20, 1969.
MOON FACTS. July 20th is National Moon Day, and MOON FACTS will be celebrating.
MOON FACTS. The tides are caused by the gravitational pull of the moon.
MOON FACTS. In Japan, tradition holds that there lives a rabbit on the Moon that pounds rice to make mochi rice cakes.
MOON FACTS. In China, the rabbit is making an Elixir of Immortality.
MOON FACTS. In Truth, the Rabbit on the Moon is making starlight peppermints with the purest starlight.
MOON FACTS. The Moon may not be made of cheese, but it enjoys good cheese. It really likes a good brie.
MOON FACTS. The Man in the Moon sleeps in his undermoon bunker, observing Space from his dreams. He must be ever vigilant, ever slumbering.
MOON FACTS. Protect your eyes! Don’t forget to wear your moonglasses when there’s a New Moon.
MOON FACTS. The Moon enjoys conversation with Jupiter’s moon Io.
It’s a sort of two-way communication thing.
MOON FACTS. The Moon once reached the Pac-Man kill screen in 1977.
MOON FACTS. The Moon cannot see its own reflection.
MOON FACTS. Pac-Man was released in 1980.
MOON FACTS. Point a telescope at the Moon and you can see its craters. Point a microphone at the Moon and you can hear its breathing.
MOON FACTS. On a chilly night in 1874, two Moons rose above the sleeping town of Mayfair, Nebraska.
Mayfair, Nebraska no longer exists.
MOON FACTS. In 1967, with the help of the U.S. ████ ██ ████ ███ the Moon ██ ███ ██ ███ ice cream ███ █ ██ █ ███ all dead.
MOON FACTS. A solar eclipse is when the Moon casts its shadow on the world. The Apocalypse is when the Moon casts its Judgement on the world
There was a flash, and a fury, and then there was fire, ravenous, consuming fire that stretched out across the sky and burned the air
Left behind was only black glass, mirror polished black glass that reflected the uncaring Stars as they turned their gaze away.
A n d t h e n e v e r y t h i n g w a s s t i l l
And the Ages passed and the Planes turned. Stories became Legends and Legends became Whispers. Magick came back into this World.
The Universe was still there, and the Earth was still there, and the Moon was still there.
And MOON FACTS
is still here.
Happy National Moon Day.
On August 21, 2017, a total solar eclipse occurred across the contiguous United States.
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⁰ Before the beginning, was the Moon.
MOON FACTS. NASA is currently pursuing solar sail propulsion after multiple lunar sail tests ended in terrible, horrible tragedy
MOON FACTS. Some well meaning folk will tell you it is safe to look at a total solar eclipse as the sun is fully obscured. (1/2)
MOON FACTS. They have forgotten what is obscuring the sun. (2/2)
MOON FACTS. Do not panic. Do not be afraid. The Moon is Here.
MOON FACTS. The Moon says “hello.”
Let us pray that it does not say “goodbye.”
MOON FACTS. The mean radius of the Moon is 1737.1km, at least the tiny bit that pokes out into our dimension anyway.
MOON FACTS. The moon does not need our thanks for blotting out the sun. But it demands our obedience.
F ͞ACT́ ̵x͟ ͏S̕ o f o ur own digital projections of ourselves. In short, we are all Miku, and Miku is all of us. (162/162).