Micro 16

This is the sixtenth post in the series Microposts. Start reading at the beginning, Micro 1.

1

Christmas decorations, including a tree with bows and ornaments, an elf, wrapped presents, and oddly, a robot? Perhaps it's supposed to evoke a robot toy present?

HAVE A CHRISTMAS. I AM A ROBOT. FEELINGS ARE UNNECESSARY. THE SPECIFIER “MERRY” IS DISPENSIBLE.

2

A check-in machine at an airport, and a roller luggage standing in front of it. The height and positioning of the printer that spits out the luggage tag was aligned enough with the handle of the luggage so that the tag slipped right where it should have gone.

The check-in machine printed my luggage tag right into the handle? Thanks check-in machine??

3

A radish has been pulled out of a garden. A foot is nearby for scale; the main part of this radish, not including the tail, is mabye six or seven inches long.

These radishes are out of control.

4

“Eat this!”

Look kid. I wasn’t born yesterday. I’m on to your Bertie Bott’s racket. I know Rotten Egg and Puke when I see them.

5

Wait, come back here. I’ll take the Black Pepper.

6

You know I’m feeling Gucci
Cold stone by Noguchi
Running games like Yamauchi

7

writing some stdio.h code
—Whatcha doing?
—Oh, just puts’ing around.

8

My friend Réne makes this really great béchamel. It’s delicious. Sublime. You might say I’m a Réne’s sauce man.

9

You know ya boy’s on insta all the time.

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