Micro 18

This is the eighteenth post in the series Microposts. Start reading at the beginning, Micro 1.

1

A pikachu drawn out of go stones placed on a go board.

Getting back into Pokémon Go.

2

when birds get tired of living in the city and want to start a family do they move to the subbirds

3

If the big radio tower in San Francisco needed surgery, and there was a line of top potential candidates, would they be the super Sutro suture suitors?

4

Functional programming is a style of programming where you call functions while in international waters

5

You get an Italian meat pack from Costco but let’s be honest you’re here for the prosciutto and soppressata. So what do you do with all of the pepper salami?

WHAT DO YOU DO WITH ALL OF THE PEPPER SALAMI??

6

“Get this place ship shape”

“Sure well square/circle is my otp”

7

Be the person you want to judge other people for not being.

8

You know how when you’re using an iron in a hotel you first try it on a towel so you don’t dirty your shirt in case there’s a bunch of minerals built up?

Do you ever, just

kind of forget what you’re doing and end up with a really nicely ironed towel?