[at the library]
Me: [chanting] books, books–
Other patrons: books, BOOKS
Librarian: [pounding her clipboard] BOOKS, BOOKS, BOOKS!
—with apologies to @LeBearGirdle

This is place where I’m keeping track of some of the books I’ve read.

I don’t keep an ordered queue of books I want to read so much as something called The Book Pile.