Micro 7

This is the seventh post in the series Microposts. Start reading at the beginning, Micro 1.

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lol why is this a thing

Screenshot of Bryce 2 running on MacOS 9. A "Render Report" is being shown. It reads: "Total Render Time: 31:07." Then a table in two columns, the second labeled "Per Pixel": "Pixels Rendered: 4.32 mil. Pixels AntiAliased: 647092. Primary Rays: 13.25 mil (3.07). Shadow Rays: 8.39 mil (1.94). Total Rays: 21.64 mil (5.01). Ray Hits: 10.14 mil (2.35). Ray Misses: 119.57 mil (0.00[sic]). Total Intersect Attempts: 127.70 mil (30.02)."

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I’m concerned our ice cream sodas don’t have enough precision

We might need to change to root beer doubles

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A plane flies overhead against a clear sky. A tree branch blocks the sun.

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Sometimes I think about blogging about music but it would be 10% “check out this hot new sound” and 90% “I regret to inform you I am back on my Mannheim Steamroller shit”

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Are you a small group of trees that have been cut back to ground level? If you’re a small group of trees that have been cut back to ground level, you have to tell me. Otherwise it’s entrapment.

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a yoga supply superstore called The Om Depot