Micro 4

This is the fourth post in the series Microposts. Start reading at the beginning, Micro 1.

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SpongeBob SquarePants, bent over, making a mocking face. The image is captioned with the &lquot;LaTeX&rquot; logo.

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I was younger once

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I like the part of the DK Rap that goes “If you know the words you can join in too”

It is, ironically, the only part of the song that I know

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Your face is never more than, like, three feet away from a butt

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If you go to TGIF for the happy hour mozzarella sticks and chicken wings, did you go to an app store? 🤔

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My phone has this bug where people call me