This is the fourth post in the series Microposts. Start reading at the beginning, Micro 1.
I was younger once
I like the part of the DK Rap that goes “If you know the words you can join in too”
It is, ironically, the only part of the song that I know
Your face is never more than, like, three feet away from a butt
If you go to TGIF for the happy hour mozzarella sticks and chicken wings, did you go to an app store? 🤔
My phone has this bug where people call me