Hey, it’s-a me-a, your boy Mario, coming at you from the Mushroom Kingdom
There is only one train that runs on these tracks, and I am getting off at the last stop, but that won’t stop me from anxiously looking up every minute to check that I am on the right train and that I haven’t missed my stop
I think “you can’t judge a book by its cover” was invented by a slacking book cover designer
Is it cooler if your first name is Wolf, like Wolf Blitzer, or if your last name is Wolf, like Executive Producer Dick Wolf
—Thanks, Mr. Wolf.
—Please, Mr. Wolf is my father. Call me Executive.
This is me.