1

If Conan O’Brien wrote down all of the words he knew, would that be a lexiconan?

2

“Hey Pygmalion, you coming out drinking with us?”

“No thanks, I prefer 3D girls.”

3

every time a bell rings your toast is done

4

Help the restaurant band is playing Backstreet Boys
in the style of Carlos Santana and there is blood everywhere
so much blood a dark rift has opened and Santana
oh my god rearrange the letters it’s “A Satan”??
Lord of Hell has been awakened in this very theme restaurant

5

If you teach figure skating, do you hold drop-in onice hours?

6

> sims construction music trap remix

7

For a second I thought New York was super next level and the subway platforms had coffee

8

I mean