Micro 12

1

Toadette’s Turntpike

2

Doki Doki Panic at the Disco

3

“I brought a shopping bag. Actually there’s a second bag inside that bag, just to create a sort of topological nightmare” is a thing I just said to the cashier at Trader Joe’s and now I have to go hide forever

4

I went off script. It’s my own fault. You’re supposed to make a small joke about the Trader Joe-Joe’s, a nice comment about the olive tapenade and maybe ask about the cold brew coffee. It’s what you do.

5

Solo (drank), doppio (drank)
Cappuccino (drank), macchiato (drank)
Americano (drank), red eye (drank)
Coffee (drank), coffee (drank)

6

Why you babysittin’ only two or three shots?
I’ma show you how to turn it up a notch
First you get a swimming pool full of coffee then you dive in
Pool full of coffee then you dive in

7

Hunter S. Thompson’s book about about keeping grazing animals away from his just planted garden: Deer and Loaming in Las Vegas

8

Hunter S. Thompson’s memior about about receiving a cell phone bill after being out of the country for two weeks: Tears and Roaming in Las Vegas

9

Hunter S. Thompson’s book about that time they put on one of Shakespeare’s tragedies in a geodesic structure: Lear and Doming in Las Vegas

10

Hunter S. Thompson’s heartwarming Christmas story about an urban planner who learns to reserve some room for the holiday season: Cheer and Zoning in Las Vegas