So My Car Was Dirty

I park in an underground garage below my apartment building. Nevertheless, my car kept getting really dirty. I assumed there was some wind or something blowing dirt through the grating at the top of the garage. But today, the car was covered in bird droppings.

And then I looked up.

Apparently doves are nesting in the utility pipes right above my parking spot.

Okay, you two, you're pretty cute. But maybe we can come to an agreement. Like one where you stop pooping on my car.